my actual lifeI’m not suicidal. I just threaten to kill myself whenever I’m mildly inconvenienced.
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"If you cancel Parks and Recreation, I swear to f*ck NBC, I will eat you for breakfast like Shia Labeouf eats children."
— vandermostly (via newsweek)
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maybe this summer instead of challenging people when they feel offended by my body i will just roll around on the ground and make walrus noises
i vote yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
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love his roles
Possessed girl scout and steamrolled celebrities were the BEST.
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